From: OUTspoken
Date: February 21, 2020
Subject: Y'all ever just....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. because same.


The OUTspoken web banner. There are rainbow hexagons on a white background and the OUTspoken logo is placed above red, yellow, green, and blue lines.

On all levels including physical, I am tired.

I'm torn between wanting to immediately collapse into my bed and wanting to play Beat Saber for three hours straight. Either way, I want to get back to my apartment. 

Just like the last few emails, this is probably gonna be about the same stuff because there isn't a whole chunk of events happening at once right now. 

Events

Wednesday, February 26
Start End   Event         Location
8:00pm 9:00pm A-Space Meeting CPC-1010/1015 Conference Room
9:00pm 10:00pm RitGA Weekly Meeting NRH-1250 Classroom (GP-P)
Thursday, February 27
8:00pm 9:00pm Labrys General Meeting SAU-2510 Mosaic
Friday, February 28
10:00am 12:00pm Building Bridges Over Brunch: Religion and Queer Identity Skalny Room

Reminder that ACA will be showing Moonlight on Monday at 6PM in Wegman's Theater! I personally haven't seen it because I'm a degenerate, but in 2017 some guy named Oscar said it was pretty good. 

We have so much candy left over from earlier this week, so I beg of you, come to our office in the campus center basement and take some. If you don't, it will become my only form of sustenance when I stay in the office writing these newsletters and doing other work for way longer than I should. Just a heads up, it may smell like coffee beans because Colton has a bag of coffee beans in here. Although this may just be me projecting, because they are sitting right next to me in a jar labeled BEANS and it's the only thing I can smell. 

WOW, I WONDER WHAT THIS MYSTERY FORM IS ABOUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD CLICK ON IT TO FIND OUT.

The fact that I'm at this point in the newsletter and it's only 5:00 is shocking, because I started this less than an hour ago. I may actually see daylight when I leave to go to my apartment. But that also makes me worry that I'm forgetting something...

You should follow our social media, because if I do forget something that's where I will post! The OUTspoken social media is like more frequent and less lengthy newsletters. I make extremely good posts. Yesterday I was live tweeting my biology lecture on the reproductive system. Not to brag, but one of my tweets got three likes, so you know it's great content. (Update: I just checked, and it's actually five. Twitter is making OUTspoken a verified account right now because of my popularity.) 

Yeah, I'm probably forgetting something. BUT AT LEAST I DON'T CONVENIENTLY """"FORGET""" PEOPLE'S PRONOUNS AND MANAGE TO REMEMBER CIS PEOPLE'S PRONOUNS.

I can't wait to sleep. I clearly need it.

Elizabeth Sherrock (she/her)
Director of Marketing
A picture of a Werther's original frozen in ice inside a freezer.

Ada found butterscotch candies buried in ice in our office freezer. Nobody knows how they got there. Marissa didn't even know we had a freezer. This isn't related to anything in particular, I just want to keep you guys in the loop in the spirit of transparency.