From: OUTspoken Date: January 31, 2020 Subject: Allow us to introduce ourselves...
Does anybody else remember that Eddie Murphy movie with the tree which would lose a leaf for every word he said or is that just some fever dream?
That's sort of how I feel when I try to write this newsletter, but instead of words it's random quips and dry humor that captivate my audience. Okay, that probably made -5% sense, but at least you're reading this now.
Also, I'm going to be playing around with different ways of formatting this email again, so any and all feedback about that is appreciated so I don't overthink the heck out of it like I am right now.
Women's club hockey pride night is upon us! You don't even have to know hockey things to have fun, you can just go and vibe with us. Tomorrow at 5:30 in Ritter arena!
If you can't make it tomorrow, we'll also be tabling at the LGBTQ+ Health Fair on Monday, from 11 to 2 in the Fireside Lounge. Still vibing. Well, not one continuous vibe, because there's a break in between the hockey game and the health fair.
So the two events not listed in this event table is Wednesday, which is just at ritGA's normal meeting time and place, and Saturday ice skating which is cancelled.
Transform Your Voice, a gender affirming voice and communication session group, has started! Click the poster to go where the QR code would take you if you're interested in joining!
Oh, yeah, it's that time of the email again. Queerbook Coming Out Stories Form! Please. Even if it's just a ramble, that's perfectly fine.
When I started writing this email, the UK was part of the European Union, and now that I'm finishing it, they're not. A multinational political and economic union lost a country in the time it took me to write this. I think I'm spending more time on these newsletters than necessary.
Elizabeth Sherrock (she/her)
Director of Marketing
Last meeting we realized that we never actually introduced our eboard, we kinda just started, so here is our eboard!
Ryan (he/him) President
This is Ryan, a fourth year ASL interpreting major who is also our president. He really likes Megamind.
Ada (she/her) Vice President
Ada didn't specify which picture of hers she wanted me to use, so I did an artistic rendition of our vice president in Microsoft paint. She's a software engineering major who tries to get me to go home on Fridays when I'm staying too late in the office writing the newsletter.
Marissa (she/her) Director of Stonks Finance
Marissa is a digital humanities and social sciences major, the person who knows how money works, and the person in charge of buying snacks, which ends up being most of my diet based on how much time I spend in here at odd hours.
Elizabeth (she/her) Director of Marketing
And I thought "oh geez, that's me!" One night over winter break I was feeling depressed, so I went up to my bathroom and used a green eyeliner pencil thing to color my face so I looked like Shrek. There was green on my face for two days after I washed it off. Oh, I'm a second year computer science major. I make the memes, do the designs, and run the social media.
Colton (he/they) Director of Internal Relations (part 2)
Colton is director of internal relations part two: electric boogaloo. He's a chemical engineering major, and probably part VSCO girl. He can sign "sksksksksksksk" really fast.