From: OUTspoken
Date: January 24, 2020
Subject: So there's good news and there's bad news

A poor imitation of the normal OUTspoken web banner made in MS paint. In black Calibri font is the word OUTspoken, with shaky and uneven arcs of red, orange, green, and blue over the last five letters of the word. Below that is shaky lines in red, orange,

We got the computer back, but now Photoshop and Illustrator are missing.

From now until we get them back, I will be using MS paint for all of our graphic design needs. Yes, we did have the actual web banner saved to the computer, but I'm coping with this loss by remaking everything in MS paint. Do you like it? I hand drew it myself.
Most of the stuff in this email will be reminders of stuff from last week, but I'll try to give it the ol' razzle dazzle, but for once in my life I might actually go out on a Friday night and do things with people, so I may just copy and paste and post all my witty remarks on our social media. LET'S DO THIS.

  • 2/1, 5:30 PM, Ritter Ice Rink: Women's Club Hockey Pride Night. Be there or be...not there. That's the binary we're working with.
  • 2/3,  11:00 to 2:00, LGBTQ+ Health Fair. It's like a regular fair, but instead of selling you things that are bad for your health, you're getting things for free to help your health!
Hey. Fill out this form. You won't get entered to win a gift card or anything, but it will make us really happy :)) 
(Don't worry, it's not a phishing scam, we just want more coming out stories.)

Sorry it's so short, I'm probably forgetting a lot of things. But you can get more frequent updates if you follow our social media that we have linked below! I make very good posts. 

I'm off to go to a location to do things with people on a Friday night! (Let this be official documentation that I actually do things sometimes.)

Elizabeth Sherrock (she/her)
Director of Marketing

An official presidential decree from the OUTspoken president

"Yup." ~ Ryan Roy, 2020