From: OUTspoken Date: February 28, 2020 Subject: Who wants to watch Star Wars prequels with us
We're using the OUTspoken computer to watch Star Wars: The Phantom Menace so I'm writing this on my laptop. Which means spicy memes like the header image.
We're watching it using my Disney+ account, and I'm losing my mind because we turned on closed captions, right? But when the movie started, it was just subtitles, AKA just captioning the dialogue, not the music or the sound effects. BUT THEN LIKE THIRTY MINUTES IN, IT STARTED BEING FULL CLOSED CAPTIONS. AMERICA EGGSPLAIN.
I don't know what I should put. I'll ask Ryan. Ryan says to put a straight person meme in here. I asked Ryan what else I should put in besides a straight person and he said "a straight person. A whole straight person." Yeah this is gonna be short because I'm really tired. Don't mistake this for apathy, because I love this job, we're just kinda doing stuff behind the scenes, like some new button designs. I'm currently working on pride buttons with a cochlear implant processor and a hearing aid. Also more pride flags for the goose design.
As I was writing this, Ryan asked the question: Is it considered being horny on main if one is always horny on main? And I want to let the community decide. I'm including a poll with this email, and will add it on social media too. This is definitely not the best way to do it in order to get minimal overlap with maximum engagement, but oh well.
Enjoy the straight person meme at the end.
Elizabeth Sherrock (she/her)
Director of Marketing
Me whenever I see a scene that I've played in LEGO Star Wars for Playstation 2.